Copyrighted By Skeletons
After the many years of thought and writing, I have finally finished writing my story ¨Hallucinations¨, a story about a group being hacked by an anonymous hacker, and the group falling into a state of mental distress, causing severe hallucinations and insanity. As a modern independent writer with an average amount of money, I posted my story to the free to use wiki called ¨CreepyPasta¨, which was easier than printing dozens of book copies. I was excited to find out how people will like my story, and how they will react to it! I refreshed the page many times to see if there was any feedback at all until I decided to go get something to eat. When I came back from the half hour drive to Culver's, I refreshed the page again to see if anything happened while I was gone, when it happened. The story was deleted. And the man who deleted it was named ¨LOLSKELETONS¨. I was infuriated that he just deleted it without any moral sense! And the most maddening part was that he deleted it because there were ¨Grammar issues in the very first sentence, and that it probably doesn’t meet the Quality Standards¨. Who does this man think he is, deleting my story that I worked decades on! I clicked on ¨LOLSKELETONS¨ profile, and it was revealed that this fool was an admin! Who would put this chump in charge of Creepypasta? I went to his ¨undeletion¨ page to see if he has any moral sense, but he seemed to have denied every single undeletion request given to him! I can’t believe this irreverence! Why would any sane person ever promote this guy to an admin! I scowled at the thought of this man being an admin, but now that didn’t matter. I decided to let it go, despite all the hard work I put into the story. I just went back to eating the butter burger I got from Culver's.
When I finished my food, I decided to check out other creepypastas to see what I did wrong. But when I clicked on the ¨random pasta¨ button, It said in the recent wiki activity bar, ¨Hallucinations, edited by LOLSKELETONS 13 minutes ago¨. I looked at the creepypasta page to see if he undeleted the post in pity, but instead of just undeleting it, he gave himself all he credit to creating the story! I can’t believe this garbage! LOLSKELETONS said that he wrote every single part of the story with no help from anyone, including me, the actual writer of the story! I looked in the comments, and found that everyone loved that story, 10/10 ratings! I commented in the comments, saying that I was the actual writer of the story; but instead of accepting the truth, the commenters shunned me away, saying that I wrote nothing and that I have no talent whatsoever! And to top it all off, LOLSKELETONS banned me from the site
forever
! I through the keyboard across the room in fury. I had to find out who this man is, and where he lives, so he can be punished for his wrongdoings. So I walked over to my keyboard, which was just next to my computer tower since the keyboard was still plugged in, and went into inspect element on chrome to find out LOLSKELETONS Ip address. When I found his Ip address though the console, I went to iplocation.net to find the location of where LOLSKELETONS resides. When I entered his Ip, the website said that he lived in somewhere in Carson city, Nevada.
When I found this information, I packed my bags with my computer and other survival necessities, and caught a plane to Nevada. It took the whole night to get there, but It was worth it. When I arrived, I left the Carson city airport and hailed a taxi to Carson city. After I arrived, I looked around the city for any signs of LOLSKELETONS, but there was none. I was about to give up my search when I found a suspicious looking house covered in Skeleton decorations, which was weird, because it was nowhere near Halloween. The writing on the mailbox in the front said ¨John L. Skeletons¨. Either this was just a coincidence, and John forgot to take down his Halloween decorations, or this is where LOLSKELETONS resides. I walked up the rickety wooden porch and was about to knock on the door, when the door mysteriously opened, without any reason why. I walked into the house while asking if anyone was home, when I saw a plate of pasta sitting on the dining table in the kitchen. I looked more closely at the creepy Pasta and realized the Pasta was still steaming, as though it was just cooked. Then I realized. It was a trap! I turned around to run but just then a shovel cracked me right in my face and knocked me to the ground, causing me to black out.
When I woke up, I was tied to a chair. I could see various plates of pasta scattered across the concrete floor. When I looked up, I realized I was in a basement. I couldn’t see much, because the only source of light was a dim light bulb above me. After a couple of seconds the door to the basement slammed open to reveal a figure wearing a skeleton sweatshirt and sweatpants. The figure walked down the stairs and up to me, revealing himself under the dim light. He had black hair and high cheekbones, and a badge on his sweatshirt that said ¨Proud admin of CreepyPasta¨. I focused my sight on him as he started talking.
¨Hello there, friend, how are you doing this fine evening?¨ The man asked
¨Who are you¨ I asked suspiciously
¨I am LOLSKELETONS, as you may have assumed already, and this is my abode!¨
¨Let me go¨ I ordered
¨Ha Ha Ha, LOL, you think I’ll just let you go like that, don’t be silly. Don’t think I don’t know who you are, Wikia contributor, But I’m here to stop you in your place. You see, I’m not actually an admin.¨
¨Wait, what¨
¨Yes, I hacked creepypasta to become an admin. You see, as an admin, you can edit any post, even delete it. So I came up with a plan. I’ll delete every good creepypasta waiting for approval by me, then re post it as my own story, and get all the fame and fortune you chumps deserve¨
¨Why would you do this?¨
¨Because, it’s a tough world out there, and we don’t have time for more writers. Which is why we should have one writer, who writes the best stories! All that while also getting tons of cash! Creepypasta isn’t about the ¨Stories¨ or ¨Fanfictions¨, it’s about making money. You see, really bad creepypastas are not deleted, and instead posted. But the truly good ones, like yours, I’m not going to lie, get deleted and re posted by me. But the thing is, it’s hard to know if a creepypasta is good or not right off the bat. I thought Sonic.exe was bad, which is why I approved it, but as it turns out, it got tons of attention and was liked by many, and I couldn't re post it, because if people know who actually wrote the creepypasta, and I repost it, they’ll call me a fraud and shun me away. But I caught your story quick, Wikia contributor, which is why it was deleted so fast. But now I have the credit for your story, and you can’t do anything about it!¨
¨You won’t get away with this!¨
¨Well, who in their right mind will stop me, huh? Who?¨
Just then, the basement door busted open, leaving the door tumbling down the stairs. LOLSKELETONS looked towards the door, and dozens of people burst in.
¨Who are you people?¨ LOLSKELETONS asked
¨It’s us, the Wikia contributors!¨ they exclaimed
¨Why did you come here?¨
¨You weren't denying out undeletion requests, so we knew something was wrong¨ A bearded contributor said
¨So we got your Ip address and found you!¨ another contributor said
¨How did you know which house I was in¨ LOLSKELETONS asked
¨We knew because your house was the only house in Nevada with skeletons on it¨ a contributor with glasses said
¨Rats, they discovered my hideout¨ LOLSKELETONS said
¨And we heard the whole thing, so give up or face our fury!¨ one dressed up as BEN said
¨Well, even if you did hear me, what are you going to do, huh, If you land one hand on me, I can ban you forever!¨
Each of the contributors backed up in fear, but the BEN one walked closer
¨I’m warning you¨
¨We don’t have to cower in fear anymore, contributors, I have a secret weapon!¨
¨And what is that ‘weapon’ of yours, BEN poser?¨
¨It’s the Quality Standards list!¨ the man exclaimed while pulling out a computer with the QS page on it, while also seeming to have hacked it so that he can edit the page. LOLSKELETONS backed up in uncertainty while the man walked closer.
¨And if you don’t give up your position as admin, we will add a sixth rule, ‘No Skeletons’, and we all know you always go by the standards!¨
LOLSKELETONS backed up more, but didn’t give up.
¨I will not give up to you incompetents, I will be the richest man alive, and there’s nothing you can do to stop me!¨ LOLSKELETONS declared.
¨Fine then, prepare to die!¨
¨No stop, I can explain¨ LOLSKELETONS said, while running up to the man to stop him, but it was too late. The man had already typed No Skeletons on the QS as a sixth rule. LOLSKELETONS froze and twisted around so that his face was looking up. He began vibrated violently and yelled in a very high pitched tone. He began rotating faster and faster until he was going the speed of light, until he finally exploded into a pile of ashes.
Everyone froze and stared at the pile of ash, and then eventually cheered at the demise of LOLSKELETONS. Everyone began hugging each other and tearing up in joy as they began leaving the house to go back to their normal lives. I walked up to the man dressed up BEN and asked him if he really hacked into the Quality Standards Page.
¨No, of course I didn’t, I just used inspect element¨ He revealed. I burst out laughing at the thought that we tricked LOLSKELETONS into thinking we hacked the QS.
¨Oh man, that’s hilarious¨, I said through tears of laughter, ¨You want to go get some pasta?¨
¨Heck yeah!¨, He said, ¨But you’re buying¨
We both walked off in laughter. I decided to check behind me as we left to see if LOLSKELETONS was dead for good.
Then a skeleton popped out.